Pickle
Overpacked bag, a snack for every emergency including emergencies that do not exist yet — and then you find out Pickle went skydiving once without blinking.
Anxious about the small stuff, fearless about the huge stuff, and never once forgets the sunscreen. Somehow won a bowling tournament by accident and now takes it very seriously.
Being prepared. Having a plan B. Someone saying “good call bringing that”.
Last-minute changes, low phone battery, unlabelled cords, silence that might mean something is wrong.
Staying calm in actual emergencies, but only the practiced-for ones. Packing a bag in under 90 seconds.
Doomscrolling worst-case-scenario articles for “research”, then cannot sleep.
Organizing bags nobody asked it to organize. Overpacking for one-hour trips. Worrying productively. Snack logistics.
The over-preparation started after one very bad camping trip nobody is allowed to bring up.
